Richard Clock, John Manuel Ruiz, Louis Crawford, Knife rape, knife rape clock joke

 Clock, Ruiz and Crawford all either knife raped or just raped and stabbed their wife with a knife.  Some people, and some actions, we don't actually want to be on Wikipedia.

Richard Clock is notable since Norm McDonald used him in a joke.  But unlike Ruiz and Crawford, you can't find his story online.  Or on Wikipedia.

Now you probably know more than you wanted to know.  Here's the joke, which is also not found on Wikipedia.